“Dear heavenly blessed beauty, I have been staring at your profile picture speechless and in awe for the past hour or so. That deep gaze in your eyes, your perfect smile, all of your features just seem to all come together so well, almost angelical in a sense I suppose. The reason I am writing this is to let you know that I think I have found the most beautiful woman to grace us with her presence on our planet, and I am of course talking about you.
I know this might mean absolutely nothing to you, and you probably get many of these types of messages/posts on facebook and in real life BUT please understand that I am being as genuine as ever when I say that you are the ultimate dictionary definition of perfection, and I hope that one day God can bestow me with a woman as beautiful as you, I would be forever grateful. I hope that this message finds you well, I do not care if I get a response to this, I am just simply stating the obvious and had to let you know how I really felt”
Oh the hilarity.
Have both laptop and desktop on.
Type something into your keyboard.
Look up at laptop and realise what you typed is not there.
Feel very confused and disoriented.
Retype it. Still not there.
Wonder what karmic forces are fucking with you.
Throw your laptop aside in a fit of frustration.
Go back to your desktop where you are writing a serious literary piece.
Read through it.
Get to the end and think “why the fuck do I have that last sentence twice, and what does it have to do with anything else I’ve written previously?”
Sitting in bed with a chai tea and a finger bun watching Girls because this is what my life has come to.
Anonymous asked: You're super cute!
Really? Well .. thank you for thinking so! I’m sure you are too Anonymous :D